Spider-Man

In high school, I had a friend named Jessie, I gave him the name “Spider-Man”. Jessie was a cute, four foot eight Mexican boy with a full beard, mustache and a lush chest of hair at the age of 14. Jessie bragged about his beard and mentioned that he was a “MexiCan not a MexiCant!”. He wore a size too small vans that leaned to the sides from either his weight, shoes being too tight or bad posture and cheap clothing from Slauson’s swamp meet. Jessie was cool he knew everyone, even all the cholas and cholos who dropped out years ago but still hung out on campus. He introduced me to Hot Cheetos and Lays with Tapatio hot sauce and microwaved chimichangas. He told the best jokes and was class clown for sophomore through senior year, he was absolutely hilarious! He told me a story our sophomore year about how he has large loads. He mentioned that his load was so big that he would jack off, squirt his load into his hand and throw it on the wall, like Spider-Man.

Since living in Japan, I’ve had the opportunity to visit a few porn sets, where I have met a few male and female pornstars, who have given me tricks on the trade. Note: I have no interests in acting in porn. A very well known Japanese porn star introduced me to a product called “Semanoid”, a sex enhancement product for larger loads and overall better men’s sex health. He mentioned for bukkake shoots, “Semanoid” is what most men use to enhance their loads along with camera cutting and pouring Cetaphil, an acne product on the female pornstar’s faces. Lately, I’ve been thinking about Jessie and how he would have so much fun, splotching his super load from palm to wall if he knew about Semanoid and Cetaphil. 

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